The Smitten Kitten Menu

Welcome to the Smitten Kitten, where every sandwich is lovingly crafted with the nerdiest and most awesome of skills. Gaming is an intense activity! Let us feed you while you throw down with your opponents or slay monsters with your party!
Sandwiches! -- $7.99

Boros Legion Tomato- The double stacked Ravnican BLT! Contains: Bacon, Mayo, Tomato, Lettuce.

Flametongue- A D&D inspired sandwich with southwestern flavors. Deals 2d6 extra fire damage. Contains: Turkey, Tabasco, Chipotle, Ranch, Onion, Jalapeno, Pepperjack

The Limit Break- Go above and beyond what you believe a sandwich can be! This is a club on two grilled cheeses, not regular bread. Contains: Pepperjack, Cheddar, Mayo, Ham, Turkey, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Mustard.

The Exodia- The Forbidden One’s sandwich. Assemble all five meats and win! Contains: Swiss, Bacon, Ham, Salami, Turkey, Roast Beef and Mustard.

The Outlaw- A sandwich so good, we put it in jail! (We didn’t, actually) Contains: BBQ Sauce, Cheddar, Onion, Pickles, Roast Beef.

The Paladin- It’s a sandwich for the folk hero, it is the real meat and potatoes for your party. Speaking of meat and potatoes, this sandwich has: Potato Chips, Mayo, BBQ Sauce, Bacon, Ham, Swiss.

Big Stakka- DA ORKIEST OF DA SANDWICH. NO HERESY HERE. Contains: Pepperjack, Buffalo, BBQ Sauce, Lettuce, Ham, Bacon, Roast beef. In between two grilled cheeses.


Southwestern Salad - $6.99 Salad with a southwestern persuasion. Contains: Turkey, Tomatoes, Onions, Avocado, Jalapenos, Chipotle Ranch and Pepperjack Cheese.

House Salad - $5.99 Tomatoes, Onions, Cheddar, Bacon and choice of Dressing.
Or turn any sandwich into a salad for $1!

Dressings: Ranch, Chipotle Ranch, Avocado Ranch, Mustard

Value Menu -- $3.49

Pikachu- A grilled cheese that you'd choose! Made with Cheddar.

The Dire Boar- A Ham and Cheese!

The Great Roc- A Turkey and Cheese!

The Goodberry- A grilled PBJ, or ungrilled if you prefer! Our druids give you the option of Crunchy or Smooth Peanut Butter, and Strawberry or Grape Jam.

The Minotaur- No need to go to a maze to find one! This little guy has Roast Beef, Cheddar Cheese and Chipotle Ranch!

Young Pyromancer- An apprentice of bringing the heat, This sandwich is sure to bring a little spice to your life! Contains: Pepperjack, Bacon, Jalapenos, Chipotle Ranch.

The ALT- This isn’t a key on your keyboard. It’s a BLT with Avocado instead of Bacon. This sandwich is vegetarian friendly! Contains: Avocado, Lettuce, Tomato, Swiss or Pepper Jack,Chipotle Ranch.


Standard- $3.49 No not the format, just a plain cheese quesadilla! Add a meat for $1!

EXODILLA- $7.99 This isn’t confusing at all! If you pronounce it technically correct it sounds the same as the sandwich, but this is the Exodia in quesadilla form!

Heavy Flamer- $7.99 Exterminatus your hunger, with this quesadilla! The heavy flamer has cheese, bacon, roast beef, onion, jalapeno and buffalo sauce.
Dipping sauces include: Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Chipotle Ranch, and Avacado Ranch.

Smother in cheese? Add $2.00
Smother in Cheese and Bacon? $2.50
Limit Break a sandwich? $2.50