Squishable RANCH


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Sale price$48.00
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You want cute fluffy hot ranch all over your food? You probably shouldn't, but just so you have an option, we got Squishable Ranch! Put it on your burgers, hotdogs, your cat, you can even put it on yourself for squishable comfort! Get RANCHED and get messy, because the Squishable Ranch can spurt all your ranchable problems away! SPLOOSH! SPLAT! GLOB! It's like the existential dread, mid-life crisis and the ever-constant fears are digestible thanks to our fluffy moist Squishable Ranch!
P.S. The fluffy ranch is not consumable nor is it able to splort actual fluffy ranch.

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